And the font gets bigger ;)

You ever been in a situation when someone says something funny, but it’s not that funny, but other people laugh at it as if it were that funny, then you don’t find it funny anymore.

Like it lost it’s flavour.

As you have noticed, I have extended paragraphobia.

Which means I do NOT LIKE reading long paragraphs, nor write in long paragraphs, it’s just to intimidating and tiring for my eyes, not my brain ;)

As it is I’m blind.

And I’m a bum.

And my face is getting oily. Which means I have to wash my face, which means I have to brush my teeth, which means I have to go __________.

O my honey waffles, THAT’S A TEN LETTER WORD.

Betcha didn’t know that ;)

Nah, gots to go to bed. GOODNIGHT LOVERS AND HATERS IN THE GLOBE ( why am I shouting?)

I need haters, more haters means you’re loved- alright this is turning gay-

The road to Epicwinville.

Hi, my name's Ritz. Are-I-Tease-E.

I like people,laughs, smiles, tears of laughter, epic fails, pwned moments, taaf moments, random moments, youtube, and the internet.

WAIT. did i just say internet? why would i be here if i didn't like THE INTERNET. *doublefacepalm**doublescratchonthehead*

or maybe it's possible y'know.. 'i HATE the world wide web, but damn i LOVE blogging.'

CONTRADICTIONS.
they happen everyday, most of of em are pretty effing hilarious ;)

so it's 12.50 am june 23. omg. it's my brother's birthday.LOL, but he's in the philippine islands so, hell with that, i'll greet him tomorrow.

this week's been pretty effing boring, a week of IGCSE's would've been more interesting trust me. thus the lack of writing..

well i had a good laugh when i was supposed to go to this EPIC FAIL bbq, but didn't go. that's why it's EPIC FAIL ;D.

nah, it was because.... guess..

yep. you didn't guess it. the guy who was in charge of bringing the charcoal was ABSENT.
aka DIDNT SHOW UP.

so that was funny to me, cause apparently there was ALOT of food, raw food.

so next time you organize a bbq. tell two people to bring coal, okay? :)

Guess this is the end of my first post. Gotta love you and leave you guys,
Ritz

(this is not an effing letter ritz..)

Well this is gonna take some time to get used to...